Is that 3 strokes or 4 strokes Mr  Fiddler? - Graham
Are you sure that’s what coach meant by learning to draw your balls. - Higgs
Hurry, We only have 3 minutes to find your ball ! - Steve Vale
You haven’t lost your balls again have you? - Jullian Webb
New balls for second round please - Mike Lee

You said it was twelve inches but you don't use it as a rule. It sounds like a gimme to me! - Andy Huxley

“You keep quiet I do the jokes” - Carl Buckland

Is that right you brother is Ed Balls Sandy? - GE 

Unusual for a senior to play with a stiff shaft - Gra